A nice long snogging session - London

Male in his 50s seeks lady who loves snogging and french kissing for long periods of time. We can find a dark corner in the pub and get lost in the moment. We can let our all our hot feelings come out and just snog. Nothing else. Just good snogging and a whole lotta passion! We will be certified snog partners by the snogging association! We will get snogging medals! Er.. Well. You get the idea...