OK Yes I might do it - London

But. Are you sweet, safe, emotionally aware of your behavuours and responsible for them? Are you attuned to womens bodies and how they work? Are you in any way- sensible? Would you be able to notice if a woman does not like what you do? Are you witty, bright and full of joy? If not, sorry. Also very big willy is excess but ok, ones that bend like a boomerang is a no. I know it's discrimination but my preference is a nice looking ordinary one. I am a very nice but old woman, don't contact if you don't meet my criteria please- now go have a wash and look after your inner beauty.