Part/time assistant position - London

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I am looking for someone who can handle my Personal and Business errands at his/her spare time.. Someone who can offer me these services: Mail services, Receive my mails and drop them off at the Post , Shop for Gifts Bill payment ( pay my bills on my behalf), Sit for deliveries( at your home) or pick items up at nearby Post Office at your convenience.
I would love to meet up with you to talk about this job but I am currently away on business. I am in Australia so there will be no interview. I will prepay you in advance to do my shopping. I will also have my mails and packages forwarded to your address. If you will be unable to stay at your house to get my mails, I can have it shipped to a post office near you and then you can pick it up at your convenience. When you get my mails/packages; you are required to mail them to where I want them mailed to. You don't have to put money out of your pocket, all you have to do is have packages shipped to your house and do my shopping. You are allowed to open the packages to reveal its content. The content of the packages are computer and electronics, clothing business and personal letters. All expenses and taxes will be covered by me. You will work between 15 and 20hrs a month. How much will you charge per month? I will pay 800 Euro. That is not a bad offer is it? I need your service because I am constantly out of town. I will return to United kingdom by Middle of May 2010 so this process will be on going till then . Well, let me know if you are able to handle the position.i want you to email me now so that you can know more details about this and the mode of your payment.. email me on mark.tim50@yahoo.com,

I wait to read from you.
Sincerely,
Kind Regards.